Baby Care 101
Throw away all those books written by so-called "experts" in child rearing. Gwen knows exactly how to care for a baby and she's sharing her secrets in this special pictorial! Grab a pencil and paper because you're gonna want to take some notes!
|To feed your baby, hold her firmly by the hair and stick the bottle up her nose.|
|Then drink the bottle yourself. After all, Mommies need to keep their strength up!|
|Finally, kiss baby sweetly.|
And that's how you take care of baby!